Keith Lemon
Young business man of the year '93, Keith Lemon is a loveable dick-for-brains. He has flair but no taste and enjoys the finer things in life such as mini electric go-carts, Segways, and any other ridiculous items of new gadgetry advertised in the back of lads' mags . As 'one of the lads' Keith has slept with a string of beer-goggled slappers but has still not managed to last longer than a one night stand. He is lonely and looking for love in the form of Helena Hennerson, who he describes as being 'Bang! Bang! Tidy!'
