Corey Haim's Movie Reviews

I blady love the movies. Really blady love watching the movies. Ever since my dad brought back a VHS video recorder and a copy of "Porky's 2: The Next Day" I have been blady loving the movies. When I am not delivering the Chinese take away I hang out at the movie shop and then go home and watch the movies. I do not have favourite movies, I blady love them all; Action, Romance, Adventure, Comedy, all business class movies. I managed to get some time to write about all of my favourite movies and I will keep making more reviews when I am not at the Chinese or at the DVD rental shop.

Edward Scissor Hands

Business Class movie! Comedy, action, romance, thriller, Johnny Depp cutting hedges with his hands that are scissors. You should get that movie.

Batman Begins

Oooh this movie is business class! Next time the small Chinese lady comes to your pub with pirate DVDs you should get this movie. Although it's probably better on the big blady screen. Comedy, action, thriller, romance, Batman beginning!

War of the Worlds

Again, I am blady telling you! When the Chinese lady comes to your pub with her pirate DVDs you should get this movie! Again, this movie will be better enjoyed on the big blady screen. It's business class, I did a shit myself - comedy, action, romance, thriller, action, action, blady action. And Tom blady Cruise avoided aliens and water pistols.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Blady business class! Comedy, action, romance, action, thriller, Ferris Bueller taking the day off. Business class!

Weird Science

Great movie. Business class! Comedy, action, romance, thriller, science that is weird. Two naughty, cheeky boys making sexy lady with computer technology!